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We hate you and we thought this was nessesary…

From: James
Dumay
Sent: Monday, 23 January
2006 2:49 PM
To: Hunter
Wall
Subject: Wealthy
‘Cryonauts’ Put Assets on Ice

Um…what?

Link: http://rss.slashdot.org/Slashdot/slashdot?m=3248

Carl Bialik writes “‘You can’t take it with you. So Arizona resort operator
David Pizer has a plan to come back and get it,’ the Wall Street Journal
reports. Pizer is one of about about 1,000 members of the “cryonics” movement
who plan to put their bodies on ice soon after death so that in the future,
medical advances can save them. A small, wealthy subset of these cryonauts is
exploring ways to leave their money to themselves. ‘With the help of an estate
planner, Mr. Pizer has created legal arrangements for a financial trust that
will manage his roughly $10 million in land and stock holdings until he is
re-animated,’ the Journal reports. ‘Mr. Pizer says that with his money earning
interest while he is frozen, he could wake up in 100 years the richest man in
the world.’”

From: Hunter
Wall
Sent: Monday, 23 January
2006 3:11 PM
To: James
Dumay
Subject: RE: Wealthy
‘Cryonauts’ Put Assets on Ice

 

OMGZORS that is the perfect
way to scam money off rich stupid dying people!!

From: James
Dumay
Sent: Monday, 23 January
2006 3:12 PM
To: Hunter
Wall
Subject: RE: Wealthy
‘Cryonauts’ Put Assets on Ice

Yeah we should totally
do it. Ycros would go on ice… but we can charge him extra for his
hair.

From: Hunter
Wall
Sent: Monday, 23 January
2006 3:14 PM
To: James
Dumay
Subject: RE: Wealthy
‘Cryonauts’ Put Assets on Ice

Well what I mean is… you
get to control the $10M fund… but you also are entitled to your cut… lets
say your cut is 20% of the earnings to be modest…

A well managed fund can
bring in around 10% pa easily… which is $1m. 20% of that which is your cut is
then $200,000 USD a year for sitting around on your ass and watching somone
elses money roll in.

From: James Dumay
Sent: Monday, 23
January 2006 3:15 PM
To: Hunter Wall
Subject: RE: Wealthy
‘Cryonauts’ Put Assets on Ice

Not to mention seeing
the suckers dead in a tube…

From: Hunter Wall
Sent:
Monday, 23 January 2006 3:16 PM
To: James Dumay
Subject: RE:
Wealthy ‘Cryonauts’ Put Assets on Ice

hehehe. Creepy. Let’s not let Ycros in on this deal… he will probably
lick their cold wrinkled corpses.

Um… please write to us

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