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From: xxx xxx
Sent: Tuesday, 15 November 2005 11:00 AM
To: Sydney
Subject: New Sandwich Press… YIPPEEE!!

Hello people,
We have a new sandwich press in the level 2 kitchen. No one will need to have cold sandwiches anymore!! I will be putting it in the kitchen soon, however, I will need a sworn declaration from everyone that it will NEVER be allowed to reach the condition the old hapless sandwich press has reached. Please make sure everyone cleans up each time you toast your sandwich, hence allowing others to toast their sandwiches without cringing at someone elses burnt tomato and cheese:) Thanks for your cooperation… much appreciated!! Enjoy….

Kind regards
xxx xxx

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From: James Dumay
Sent: Tuesday, 15 November 2005 11:08 AM
To: xxx xxx
Subject: RE: New Sandwich Press… YIPPEEE!!

Just in time for xmas.

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From: xxx xxx
Sent: Tuesday, 15 November 2005 11:12 AM
To: James Dumay
Subject: RE: New Sandwich Press… YIPPEEE!!

If it makes it till then:)

Kind regards
xxx xxx

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From: James Dumay
Sent: Tuesday, 15 November 2005 11:13 AM

Yes well, after all, it is the sandwich season.

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Good read for those .NET / Mono types:

Code once. Use many. That’s what generics are about. Called templates in C++, C# generics support separating code by algorithm and data structure. For example, the generic list means that you’ll never again have to write a strongly typed collection. Paul Kimmel shows just how easy it is to define and use generics, long considered one of the most advanced and difficult idioms. This article is adapted from Paul Kimmel’s book C# Express (Addison-Wesley).

Generic Classes in C# 2.0

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Computer memory is perhaps the most rapidly changing component in computer systems. Back in the early ’80s, 1K memory chips were quite common in the first home microcomputers. Now, 25 years later, the average home computer may contain memory modules of 1GB, representing growth by a factor of 1 million times, compared with only a 1,000-fold growth in CPU speed.

ONLamp.com: Modern Memory Management

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I’ve been Moaning almost all day… I have to say Moan is such an abuse of the internet I almost want to cry with joy. RSS support will no doubt give way to a flood of its use and a new flood of shit for the net. Excellent work ctd

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Chris think we could subscribe to moan via RSS / ATOM ? That would rock.

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The Newton was an early personal digital assistant (PDA) developed by Apple Computer and sold from 1993 to 1999. It was based on the ARM processor, and featured handwriting recognition. Apple’s official name for the device was MessagePad; the term Newton was Apple’s name for the operating system it used, but popular usage of the word Newton has grown to include the device and its software together.

Apple Newton - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Just had a thought about my old eMate 300.

This quote deserves to be quoted:
“‘How many Newton users does it take to change a lightbulb? Foux. There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.’”

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Matt after later investigation I came to realise what it was all about…. Just a little sensitive that evening as I was accosted by some people on the street that didn’t feel all to well with my life choice as a homosexual. I really think he should have a warning or something on that site - pranks are awesome - but not in this case. It gives false hopes to those who cannot come to realise that in life, they just need to be themselves.

technorati tags: horrid, jokes, hetracil, homosexuals

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Just a little convo I had with Wil this afternoon. Enjoy. Cheers.

(18:22:33) Wil: it has seperate areas
(18:22:37) Wil: trash vs non trash
(18:22:42) Jim: oh
(18:22:45) Jim: that sounds good
(18:22:48) Wil: yes
(18:22:59) Wil: the way i figure is we get the 1st floor with the adjoining balcony
(18:23:03) Wil: and tim can be in the loft
(18:23:08) Jim: yes
(18:23:16) Jim: that would work out excellently
(18:23:23) Wil:
(18:23:27) Wil: i can just see myself
(18:23:31) Wil: cigarette one morning
(18:23:32) Wil: walks out
(18:23:40) Wil: jimmy is indulging in balcony sex
(18:23:43) Wil: cheers
(18:24:43) Wil has closed the conversation window.
(18:25:15) Jim: lol
(18:25:18) Jim: thats right
(18:25:57) Jim: THATS RIGHT
(18:26:04) Jim: I also see myself
(18:26:08) Jim: walking into the door
(18:26:12) Jim: saying
(18:26:20) Jim: “Wil where the fuck are you”
(18:26:34) Jim: walk into the bathroom after no response
(18:26:53) Jim: and find you dead - one hand clutching a tina pipe and the other hand a Tina Cousins cd
(18:27:00) Wil: ROFL
(18:27:05) Wil: no jinxing thx

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From: Hunter Wall
Sent: Tuesday, 1 November 2005 3:54 PM
To: James Dumay
Subject: RE:

They are actually gnomes. Fuck I hate the alliance.

—–Original Message—–
From: James Dumay
Sent: Tuesday, 1 November 2005 3:51 PM
To: Michael Kedzierski; Hunter Wall
Subject:

I think jockeys are a collective profession for short ugly gay guys.

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