Archive for November, 2005

Eww

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

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“GLANDS AND OTHER ORGANS FOR ORGANO-THERAPEUTIC USES, DRIED, WHETHER OR NOT POWDERED; EXTRACTS OF GLANDS OR OTHER ORGANS OR OF THEIR SECRETIONS FOR ORGANO-THERAPEUTIC USES; HEPARIN AND ITS SALTS; OTHER HUMAN OR ANIMAL SUBSTANCES PREPARED FOR THERAPEUTIC OR PROPHYLACTIC USES, NOT ELSEWHERE SPECIFIED OR INCLUDED:”

Eww!!

XMPP: Yeah?

Tuesday, November 29th, 2005

XML SchemasThe schemas included in the XMPP specifications are descriptive (not normative), so don’t get too worked up about them.

XMPP Implementation Guidelines

Whats the fucking point then?

More WoW

Monday, November 28th, 2005

This is for you Hunter:

Stupid World of Warcraft.
I have no money, I have no skills. All of the hot hot elvin women are dancing with the big warrior guys. It’s college all over again.

Funny: World of Whorecraft

Monday, November 28th, 2005

World of Whorecraft is an MMORPG based on the highly successful Whorecraft series of games produced by the Blizzard Pornographic Entertainment software company. World of Whorecraft has single-handedly revolutionized the online-gaming industry by introducing sex into the equation. It was long thought that sex had no place in online-gaming because the Internet is not generally considered a place for sex or pornographic materials. Blizzard, however, ignored conventionally wisdom banking on the idea that the average Internet user wasn’t having sex, not because they were uninterested, but because they simply couldn’t muster the requisite skills to “get some”.

World of Whorecraft - Uncyclopedia

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Rocking article: Ubuntu On The Business Desktop

Friday, November 25th, 2005

I work as a consultant in a Windows-centric work-place and we remotely administer Windows servers. We trouble-shoot Windows clients. We keep spammers out of our Exchange servers. We defrag. We update. We install antivirus programs. We eliminate spyware. I suppose it would be fair to say that Microsoft keeps us in business. One day, while the boss was away, I shoved a spare hard-drive into my computer and installed Ubuntu 5.04. I managed to work for a month and a half before the Boss noticed I was using Linux - and that was only because he happened to glance at my screen. Half a year later, I am still using Ubuntu (now version 5.10) at work and I am more productive than ever.
My name is Simon, I am a Linux addict, and this is my story.

:: Reviews : Ubuntu On The Business Desktop

Just as a reference for me later but a good read none the less.

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Fuck it, I’m not politically correct anyway.

Thursday, November 24th, 2005

http://i386.kruel.org/images/lol_jesus_small.JPG

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Debian Woman’s Wilki: Packaging for Debian Howto & Life

Thursday, November 24th, 2005

Packaging for Debian

Very cool site girls! Someone mentioned that there was an awesome howto for packaging for debian and here it is.

Cited:

This tutorial is based on the live tutorial given by Gürkan Seng�?�n on the #debian-women irc channel. It has been slightly modified to fit the web style, and keep the names of the participants annonymous.

Debian Women - Wiki

Life
In recent months I’ve been a total jerk to the people I love, got sucked into the gay scene (sex, drugs and Madonna) and neglected my opensource hacking. Sorry to all I totally pissed off.

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Dear Simon

Monday, November 21st, 2005

Simon, it seems your blog is dying. My reader keeps getting banked up with the same posts over and over (appears to have a new date time stamp on older posts).

Parents Server

Monday, November 21st, 2005

When I was at my parents house the other day, I remembered I had heaps of code and unfinished projects stored on their server. It was like a time machine of bad code, man.

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Too good to be true

Friday, November 18th, 2005

So, how long have you been a tech-support manwhore?
A few months. A friend was having trouble connecting to the Internet, this really attractive girl, and the idea just popped into my head: “Wow, it would be really nice if I could get sex for this.” I placed an ad on Craigslist that read, “WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS,” and I’ve had an overwhelming number of responses.

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